Because sometimes art just needs to happen and that's all the reason you need.

The cake I posted about in my last entry was just so awesome I was quite literally high on my sense of accomplishment. The exhilaration of a job well done rushed through my veins like a water from a freshly broken dam! So I decided to harness that power and make something even more epic..something even more awesome than I've ever pondered making before.
I was going to make a cake topper for the beer cake. I discussed it amongst my roomies and we knew for sure that 1-There would be a shark and 2-there would be a bear!
At first we thought "a bear punching a shark!"
So I began work on shaping the shark's body with tinfoil whilst my lovely assistant Wesley got to work on finding me a reference picture from the internet. I finished the base with the power of tinfoil and some scotch tape here and there.

(My shark is an awesome shark. He reigns on water and earth!)


And then Wesley presented me with this gem from the internet. I was flabbergasted. I was awestruck. I knew what had to be done. There would be no punching of sharks today! Today was the day that Johnson and Craig would set out as a dynamic duo of crime fighting shark on bear action! (I have no idea what the artist named these dudes, but mine were henceforth known as Johnson the Bear and Craig the Flying Shark.)
However, if my duo was going to fight crime they were going to need some sweet accessories.

Oooh yeah. A cowboy hat, scarf, bowtie, shotgun, pair of goggles, a cigar, and bottle of whiskey later they were ready to graduate into the wonderful world of color!


And that's how Johnson and Craig came to be. They sat proudly upon their cake pedestal and were much admired by the masses! And while definitely not my proudest sculpting job considering it's 5 hour time frame from start to finish, it has to be one of my most awesome works to date. :D

You like making cake; I like eating cake

My friend Will is quite the beer enthusiast and connoisseur. He not only enjoys his beer, he brews his own whenever he can. SKILLZ!
Recently he sent me a few emails of beer related recipes. I'm not the biggest beer drinker but I'm all about trying out some funky fresh new dish. Also there is just something about an email with the subject line of "You like making cake and I like eating cake," that appeals to my humorous random spots of vanity. I was empowered! I would make this cake of awesome! If for nothing more than SCIENCE!


Fortunately, a friend of mine had a birthday party this past weekend. Great fun yey birthday! As an epic challenge to myself I decided to try this new cake recipe.

The Recipe!
IMPERIAL CHOCOLATE STOUT CAKE

Cake
  • 2 cups stout (Bell’s Expedition Stout) (I use a big Russian Imperial Stout 15.5% 1.050 FG (homebrew of course)) and I-Jenna-used the only imperial stout at the store I could find.
  • 2 cups (4 sticks) unsalted butter
  • 1 1/2 cups unsweetened cocoa powder (preferably Dutch-process)
  • 4 cups all purpose flour
  • 4 cups sugar
  • 1 tablespoon baking soda
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons salt
  • 4 large eggs
  • 1 1/3 cups sour cream
Icing
  • 2 cups whipping cream
  • 1 pound bittersweet (not unsweetened) or semisweet chocolate, chopped

  1. For cake: Preheat oven to 350°F. Butter three 8-inch round cake pans with 2-inch-high sides. Line with parchment paper. Butter paper. Bring 2 cups stout and 2 cups butter to simmer in heavy large saucepan over medium heat. Add cocoa powder and whisk until mixture is smooth. Cool slightly. (it smells like delicious beautiful fudge) Cool it a lot; you don't want the heat of the butter and oils to cook the eggs.
  2. Whisk flour, sugar, baking soda, and 1 1/2 teaspoons salt in large bowl to blend. Using electric mixer, beat eggs and sour cream in another large bowl to blend. Add stout-chocolate mixture to egg mixture and beat just to combine. Add flour mixture and beat briefly on slow speed. Using rubber spatula, fold batter until completely combined. Divide batter equally among prepared pans. Bake cakes until tester inserted into center of cakes comes out clean, about 35 minutes. Transfer cakes to rack; cool 10 minutes. Turn cakes out onto rack and cool completely.

  1. For icing: Bring cream to simmer in heavy medium saucepan. Remove from heat. Add chopped chocolate and whisk until melted and smooth. Refrigerate until icing is spreadable, stirring frequently, about 2 hours.
  2. Place 1 cake layer on plate. Spread 2/3 cup icing over. Top with second cake layer. Spread 2/3 cup icing over. Top with third cake layer. Spread remaining icing over top and sides of cake. Makes 12 servings.

Commentary
1-This cake is massive! If you're not looking to feed quite a few people I highly suggest halfing the recipe. I used 9 inch pans and the cake was at least 8-9 inches tall. HUGE! Imagine a 9 inch wide cylinder that's 8-9 inches tall and you'll have a rough approximation.

2-It is surprisingly good, in fact it is arguably the best chocolate cake I've ever made!

3-You can taste the beer but in a good way. Normally when I make a recipe that uses a special ingredient I will find myself highly disappointed that I can't taste the magic ingredient....I mean...what's the point of making it with something special if you can't even tell it's in there. Well you can tell with this. It's a rich flavor that complements the chocolate beautifully.

3-The frosting recipe is...Not good. Not good at all. I don't recommend it, but then again I am a frosting snob. Further more, I abhor making frosting. I've made many a batch of frosting in my time, but only once have I ever generated a completely awesome batch by following the recipe exactly. Every other time I've had to add things to it to make it tolerable to my standards. This...I've had worse. It's not very sweet which is good but it's also bitter because bittersweet chocolate was used. Just a bad idea. Go get yourself a better recipe. Also never forget, if you want to frost your whole cake(i.e. between layers, on top, and all the sides) always double your recipe. It's better to have too much than not enough.

What I learned from this experience.
1-A saucepan is a pot, not a high sided frying pan. Theresa and I had an intense chat of wondering about this. At what point does the frying pan turn into the saucepan and after that? When does a saucepan get to be classified as a pot? It's on that list of confusing things that are never actually explained but you're just kind of expected to know. Maybe it goes in this order? skillet-frying pan-saucepan-pot-cauldron.

2-As far as pain-in-the-butt-to-clean kitchen messes go...it's about as bad as cleaning up after a giant peanut butter massacre in your kitchen. I go to wipe up a smallish dab of chocolate and it smears EVERYWHERE! Raaah!

3-Actual Russian Imperial Stouts are difficult to locate. I settled for the closest thing I could find...and Imperial stout! I already forgot what kind it was. I know only that it had a raven on it and that it cost me $6 for the darn bottle. Being the cheapass/brokeass erhem frugal person that I am I was full of mild and brief outrage and grr. However, it was worth it. Soo very worth it. It smelled like fudge and then it smelled like the best cake ever and then it turned into cake so good my grumpy, cake-hating landlord even ate some.

I was proud! And then I decided that the cake was so epic that it couldn't just hang out on it's own.....